Dear Megan Jackson...

dear megan jackson,

i dont care that you lost 45lbs in 3 months. 

i dont care to check out the four easy steps its going to take me to achieve similar results.

i kind of think you're a lier, and i dont really trust anything that you claim to be true.

im starting to think you're not even a real person, and maybe just an alias of someone or something else. 

if that is true, how can i even begin to comprehend anything you're saying? you dont even exist.

please stop sending me emails.

or the result will be shocking...

yours, 

abria.