Dear Megan Jackson...

dear megan jackson,
i dont care that you lost 45lbs in 3 months. 
i dont care to check out the four easy steps its going to take me to achieve similar results.
i kind of think you're a lier, and i dont really trust anything that you claim to be true.
im starting to think you're not even a real person, and maybe just an alias of someone or something else. 

if that is true, how can i even begin to comprehend anything you're saying? you dont even exist.

please stop sending me emails.

or the result will be shocking...


1 comment:

xoxomirr said...

bahaha that bitch emails me too